The Emperor is the king of dildos. So perfect and so realistic, no man will ever measure up! Its classic shape features an 8â  , textured, veiny shaft leading up to a succulent tip. The thick, sturdy dong is stabilized at the bottom by a hefty ball sac, and even has a suction cup so you can use it wherever you please. If it's a real penis you're after, the Emperor is for you!